February 2012
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Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
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I’m drunk.
mindless-sanity asked: So uhm, I think you're stunning.
Anonymous asked: do you have any tips on finding girls who are dtf? im not like, out, because i dont really feel the need to label myself and honestly i just don't care, but it's difficult finding anyone in lame ass tallahassee.
UGH WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH HER
I HATE MY LIFEĀ
UGHHHHH
I WANT TO SLEEP FOREVER
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
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My therapist: How would you know it was time to go to the hospital?
Me:
My therapist: How would you get there?
Me: I would call a friend for a ride.
My therapist: And if they didn't answer?
Me: I would drive myself there.
My therapist: ...In the car you don't have?
Me: I would fly my broom.
My therapist:
Me: I would apparate.
My therapist: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think you're a muggle.
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mmmadgabs asked: Favorite pass time? Besides... Petting cats...